Were all stressed out in May
Because we study every day
To give money, oh dear lord
To those bastards at College Board
$83 for college credit
But we just cant seem to get it
Pretty sad when most people fail
And cry when scores come in the mail
SATs, we want to do our best
And dont forget subject tests
Did you not get a perfect score?
Try again and pay them more!
They encourage us to try again
But our scores just go up by ten
Test prep books and a class
Non-profit organization my ass
Check out their site, its rather nifty
Hey wait, score reports cost $9.50
Rush delivery, what a scam
Broke, thats what I am
Theyre robbing us, its not funny
Stupid tests for so much money
There are things we cant afford
Because of those bastards at College Board














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Holler at your boy. Holler at me.
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